Too many people snicker when they hear my name for the first time. I think it needs to be understood that I had nothing to do with that name being hung on me. Some human called a taxonomist, (how’s that for a silly name?) decided long ago that I should be called a Suwannee Cooter. So, go ahead and get it over with, enjoy your little giggle and get over it so I can tell you my story.
About three weeks ago, I climbed out of my lovely home in a natural free flowing spring. The water there is as clear as fine crystal and flows at a near constant 67 degrees year around. These placid waters, lush with aquatic vegetation have served as my home for over thirty years. This place is special because no humans live there. And, it is one of the most beautiful places on earth. I know this because I have spent many lovely days there, sunning on a log and listening to visitors at my home utter heartfelt praises to that effect. Wakulla Springs State Park is a beautiful and natural place alright, but it is the only home I have ever known. I am sorry the rest of the world is not equally beautiful and I am certainly blessed to have been able to live there my entire life.
But this day was to be different from all the other days this past year. You see, each of the past twenty years, in the late spring, I have dutifully answered the urging voices of my ancestors and left the safety of the water to find a warm sunny location to deposit my eggs in some sandy soil. I must complete this task each year, and I do it at risk of great peril because, as I leave the safety of my watery home, I have no escape from danger because, well after all, I am a turtle for goodness sake.
As I pushed my way through the lush, emerald green vegetation of north Florida springtime, I began to hear the familiar sound of distant thunder. I have no concern about getting wet as I have my house on my back and carry it with me wherever I travel. So I pushed on and after a hard rain began to fall I walked into a large clearing. I found nothing but grass, very short and even grass. I was in need of a clearing like this but I needed some sandy soil to dig a hole for my eggs.
I walked up a short hill and onto a very hard surface. It would be impossible to dig here so on I walked, in the rain.
I know now that I had walked onto what humans call a “road” because of a conversation I overheard about an hour later. Just then, at a speed that I still cannot comprehend, because things in my life proceed in turtle time, a very large metallic beast suddenly appeared and squashed me like a bug. I remember very little except the question “What the heck was that?” and the intense pain exploding throughout my body. Continue reading



A couple of months ago it was my pleasure to meet “Bear”. “Bear” is a wonderful six year old Wire Haired Fox Terrier. He is an absolutely fine example of the breed; warm, loving, much calmer than most terriers as as gentle as a butterfly. He is the kind of dog you just want to hug. At that meeting I told his owner that the first dog I ever had as a boy was “Whiskers”, a Wire Haired Fox Terrier.